dance dance too much booty in the pants. i am not a deprived sorority girl. i swear. i'm feeling fine with no action in front or behind. and two people (ahem van and stink) think that i've got the aspiring inner nympho screaming to emerge. i mean, "i have a feeling that once you get started, you'll have a lot of fun with it." fine van, here we go. anyone want to deflower this barely legal highschool senior? i've got a slammin body with curves my mother comments on ("you've grown up to be so beautiful. look at that nice figure..."). the only boy touching me is cute and of the gay persuasion. oh please...won't someone make my day triple x rated? pretty please, with my cherry on top?