mishka on the futurists:

yeah, they were really homo
they just wanted to hang out with cars and penises

the futurists basically helped start the fascist movement in italy
cause they loved war so much
except they were just a bunch of gay weenies

this was the same group that brought you such awesome lines as:

thus a running horse has not four legs, but twenty, and their movements are triangular.
...it was violent and cynical cry which displaye dour vulgarity, for academic and pedantic mediocrity, ofor the fanatical worship of all that is old and worm-eaten.
as soon as ever this result has been obtained, it will be readily admitted that borwn tints have never coursed beneath our skin; it will be desicovered that yellow shines forth in our flesh, that red blazes, and that green, blue and violet dance upon it with untold charms, voluptuous and charming.
we demand, for ten years, the total suppression of the nude in painting.

madman = title of honor