i baby sat yesterday for some dough. the kids and i went swimming in their pool. then they decided to wage a war against me. so i kept getting attacked and one of the boys was hanging on me and like unintentionally choking me. so i tried to move his arms from around my neck all subtle like, but that just led to him jabbing his feet into my cooter (crotch, cooch...whatever strikes your fancy), again unintentional. and so it was like die or be molested. how can i explain that to a kid? so i just like, worked my hardest to get him off of me. it was insane.
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