it kind of sucks when an eleven year old can hurt you more than anyone else. stink's sister is the bomb-diggity. i am a rockstar b/c i ate candy i found on the ground. put that in your pipe and smoke it.
and i'm popping birth control pills b/c it means something now. maybe i should say something deep about growing up while i sit in the roll-y chair, hair slightly frizzed and loose. i got my new license in the mail, and it's weird b/c it doesn't look like me.
would you still love me if i wrapped gold tape around my body?
we watched bring it on and bridget jones' diary last night after midnight b/c we're crazy. but it was funny good times. i like to walk around in my skivvies, but not really when it's cold outside.
jesus, mary and joseph.