well, there's a car blocking the driveway as we head out to dinner. and i smirk as dad comes up to the car.
"what are you smirking at?"
"well, why don't you move it?"
he hands me the keys.
"how did you get the keys?"
well i'm not a genius, but apparently this is my new car. a ninety-seven green ford escort. a complete surprise to me.