happy american story from matt:
greenkiss: so what does p.a. do for the fourth?
billy j gd: well, there were lots of fireworks displays
billy j gd: and some cow tippin'
greenkiss: tell me about tipping cows!
billy j gd: well, we try not to do it too often, because it has potential to kill them and thats not cool. but its hard. we have to get a running start, and then we pull up our britches and overalls and run head first into the cow and it moooooos and falls over
greenkiss: oh my god
greenkiss: that is the funniest thing i've ever heard